novicelunatic:

Today I realized the way to my heart is through hot dogs, as I walked the block or so in my wedge boots just to get my two glorious hot dogs and then sit on a bench and eat them basking in the amazingness of time alone with processed meat. Needless to say a few hours later while my stomach is revolting and my feet have blisters on it from my choice of footwear, it was all worth it. It was all fucking worth it for those two sticks of meat.