February 2012
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mumblinandfumblin:
this is for someone very far away.
Faded Hymn
through driest plains mountain range across the border this ain’t feigned enthusiasm at all call a lie heave a sigh a quilted bed in which we’d lie beneath each star that we could find the grass is blonde in the swaying wind your breath’s a pond that I’m wading in the days are long in this faded dim We belong To this...
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Anonymous asked: have you ever tried anal? what are your thoughts? I think poop is gross, but my gf wants it :( idk what to do, bro...
novicelunatic:
Today I realized the way to my heart is through hot dogs, as I walked the block or so in my wedge boots just to get my two glorious hot dogs and then sit on a bench and eat them basking in the amazingness of time alone with processed meat. Needless to say a few hours later while my stomach is revolting and my feet have blisters on it from my choice of footwear, it was all worth...
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Anonymous asked: i want you to impregnate me with so many babies.... Too bad I'm a man :(
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Anonymous asked: Vagina.
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We’ve created a Pizza Journey: consisting of a fully wrapped granola bar, two honey mustard packets, and a some broken Triscuits.
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meamulvamcv asked: Are you that bored? I guess I'm THAT bored too if I'm on tumblr. I could be reading... or doing something important with myself at this moment. What would you be doing if you had $35 right now? That's my question.
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I’m willing to give answers in exchange for questions.
Sound like a good deal?
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I drove a semitruck for 17 years. I’ve been lost before,
I don’t let it shake...
– Life lessons from Minneapolis bus drivers. (via collections-and-recollections)
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March might be the greatest ever
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My late-night eating habits took a turn for the worse the day that I discovered off-brand Apple Cinnamon Toastee-O’s.
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themountainsofmourne asked: All of these women are throwing themselves at you for good reason. You are genuine and articulate; I'm sure the right opportunity with these ladies will slap you in the face soon.
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